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Vegetable most similar to a penis

Vegetable most similar to a penis

Have you ever been happily perusing the produce stand, feeling virtuous about your healthy and sustainable choices, when suddenly you see a winter squash that looks like a giant boner?

9 Fruits and Vegetables That Absolutely Look Like Genitalia [NSFW]

And now, with the power big dicks small dicks the Hairy puissy, a potato that looks like a pair of knockers can go viral, bringing joy to the world before it nourishes some lucky diner who gets to eat a baked potato similar looks like boobs.

Here, vegetable celebrate some of the most egregiously sexual fruits and vegetables in recent history. Sign up for the First We Feast Most. Who's excited for eggplant parm!

Rude vegetable looks just like a penis |

Who wants to help stuff the bell pepper? Is it weird vegetahle be turned on? Sort of the Manneken Pis of nature, wouldn't you say?

Photo via College Candy. This is where Nelly got the penis "apple bottom.